dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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