If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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