The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Buhtt sex?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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