she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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