Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  so im guessing thats a no.....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits." (814): so im guessing thats a no..... http://tfl.nu/rer4
  Replies (25) Good night (1138) Bad night (3503)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking. http://tfl.nu/av4y
  Replies (34) Good night (8776) Bad night (704)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?

  (806): View more from Texas

  i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him? (806): i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem. http://tfl.nu/wekp
  Replies (13) Good night (4532) Bad night (1138)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far http://tfl.nu/58dc
  Replies (11) Good night (5599) Bad night (1086) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?

  (509): View more from Washington

  You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it? (509): You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge. http://tfl.nu/hjyd
  Replies (7) Good night (3750) Bad night (597)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): No flamethrowers. That is a direct order. http://tfl.nu/o0tj
  Replies (7) Good night (3163) Bad night (750) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22 http://tfl.nu/80gs
  Replies (3) Good night (3082) Bad night (959) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late. http://tfl.nu/de8d
  Replies (1) Good night (2732) Bad night (803) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone. http://tfl.nu/d9tx
  Replies (6) Good night (1552) Bad night (930) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays http://tfl.nu/zrwo
  Replies (3) Good night (1036) Bad night (426) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head. http://tfl.nu/xpy4
  Replies (9) Good night (1997) Bad night (889)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday. http://tfl.nu/aaw6
  Replies (14) Good night (2762) Bad night (392) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (520): View more from Arizona

  i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (520): i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate. http://tfl.nu/utjt
  Replies (8) Good night (1242) Bad night (325) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless. http://tfl.nu/ncqk
  Replies (9) Good night (318) Bad night (1726) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Worth it.

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless (508): Worth it. (617): I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth http://tfl.nu/dnz7
  Replies (9) Good night (724) Bad night (361)

Randomize