I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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