What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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