i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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