i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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