It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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