remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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