Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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