It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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