i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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