i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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