So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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