K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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