Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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