Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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