i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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