So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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