How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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