So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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