All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Randomize
