Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
