Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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