Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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