what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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