ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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