sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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