My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There r osticjed everywhere
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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