May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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