i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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