To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
