So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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