The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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