Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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