On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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