Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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