i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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