What a fucking waste of an outfit
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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