I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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