She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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