Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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