Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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