Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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