i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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