I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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