youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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