I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just cut my nipple shaving
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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