i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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