I just saw a hot homeless man
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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