K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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