I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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