Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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