i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
nutella sex= disaster
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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